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Dale: Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to sh*t with the door open, we talk about p*ssy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.

Robert: (Thinks for a minute) We literally have never done any of those things.

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- Robert better not get in my face because I'll drop that motherfucker.

- Jesus, Brennan.

- I'm just saying, I think you gotta think about your options.

- I know that you are technically married now, but that does not mean that they have to live here.

- I think it's time for a change for both of us.

- Dad, we're men, okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. We talk about pussy.

- We go on riverboat-gambling trips.

- We make our own beef jerky.

- That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.

- We literally have never done any of those things.

- Where did he go to medical school?

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Actors : Will Ferrell ( Brennan Huff ), John C. Reilly ( Dale Doback ), Richard Jenkins ( Robert Doback ), Mary Steenburgen ( Nancy Huff ), Adam Scott ( Derek Huff ), Kathryn Hahn ( Alice Huff )

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Step Brothers is one of the greatest comedy gems of the 21st century. Released in 2008, it follows two step brothers, Brennan and Dale. The two are grown men still living with their parents.

They become Step Brothers when their single parents end up getting married and are forced to move in together and live under the same roof. The men are immature adults who still act like teenagers.

Although they initially despise each other, they end up bonding over their similar interests especially music. Step Brothers is a ridiculously funny and gleefully stupid film that's memorable.

And over here we have a hand-selected collection of the most hilarious quotes from the movie. Laugh on!

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Dad, what are you going? It’s ‘Shark Week’!

This is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.

You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I’m gonna punch you square in the face.

I’m not gonna call him dad, not even if there’s a fire.

• Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story... And possibly the evening.

Did we just become best friends?

You are wearing tuxedos to a job interview that requires you to clean bathrooms.

Alright, that is it! You guys leave me no choice! No television for a whole week!

I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan – who still lives at home with me!

Hey, you know, we don’t have to whisper anymore. Mom and Dad aren’t here.

Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo.

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

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You are not a doctor… you’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.

You’re gonna love this neighborhood. Every single house here recycles.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I’m your son.

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Do you want to do karate in the garage?

Close your eyes. Let the dirt just shower over you.

You don’t even look good while you’re singing. The worst thing I’ve ever heard.

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.

Gotta have my boats and hoes!

This is twelve hundred dollars a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get?

I don’t believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.

I got a belly full of white dog cr*p in me, and now you lay this sh** on me?!

Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave. And I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible, with no emotional, intimate, sexual, or any other undertones that you could possibly infer.

No way, Kemosabe. This is my house now.

Shut up. You’ll wake up my Dad and get me grounded.

I’m going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.

I think I might be able to help with the pan-pam dilemma.

I felt like I was hovering over my own body, watching myself sing.

I know you touched my drumstick, ’cause the left one has a chip in it.

Brennan, Denise called, and she said she can’t spend New Year’s Eve with you because she’s not your girlfriend, she’s your therapist.

You’re embarrassing yourself, you geriatric f**k!

I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.

This house is a f**king prison!

I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.

I would follow you into the mists of Avalon, if that’s what you mean.

Boats ‘N’ Hoes, Boats ‘N’ Hoes.

Flat. It’s so flat, I can’t even… I don’t even know.

I am warning you: If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.

Brennan: Look, I didn’t touch your drum set, OK? Dale: I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.

Dale: Did you rub your balls on my drums? Brennan: No, I was watching Cops. Dale: I know for a fact that Cops doesn’t come on till four.

Dale: Why are you so sweaty? Brennan: I was watching Cops.

OK, on the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it; just do it. One, two, three.

Nancy: You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Brennan: It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin’ that shit up every day.

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, ‘Oh, my God, I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf,’ and she grabs me by the wiener.

Brennan: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain? Derek: What? Brennan: If you lick my butthole.

Nancy: Guys. Guys. Guys! Brennan: I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy. Dale: The clown has no penis. Nancy: What kind of dreams are you guys having?

Yeah, I got ’em from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.

Dale: Brennan, you’re alive! Oh, my God! Brennan: I know. I’m alive. Dale: You were dead. I saw you die. Brennan: I was faking. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.

Manager: Was that a fart? Dale: I don’t know. Manager: I can taste it. On my tongue. Dale: OK, I’ll be honest with you. I did fart. Manager: Is that onion? Onion… and onion and ketchup. It stinks. And this is a small room.

Dr. Doback: Is this your purse in the freezer? Nancy: Yes… it’s Brennan… he sleepwalks. Dr. Doback: Are you serious? Dale sleepwalks, too. Check the oven. Nancy: Couch pillows.

Brennan: Well, Pan… Pam: No, it’s Pam. Brennan: Are you saying, Pan or Pam? Pam: My name is Pam. Brennan: Pand, there’s a D on the end. Pam: No, there’s no D.

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, ‘Bobby, you are 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside,’ and I said, ‘Okay, Pop.’ But he didn’t really say that, he said, ‘Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.’

Dale: I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon. Brennan: You have to call me Nighthawk.

Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon.

Brennan: Do you wanna go do karate in the garage? Dale: Yup.

Dale: Can we turn our beds into bunk beds? Brennan: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!

Robert better not get in my face ’cause I’ll drop that motherfucker!

I’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.

God, you’re gonna make me cry. What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?

I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.

You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother! She’s a saint!

My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!

Listen, I know that we started out as foes. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.

Last week, I put liquid paper on a bee… and it died.

I know that you are technically married now, but that does not mean that they have to live here.

Dad, we’re men, OK? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. We talk about pussy. We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do. And now that is all wrecked.

Get your shit, we’re going to my room.

Dad, I’m doing this because I love you. Fuck you.

Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!

You should have never let us make bunk beds! It was a terrible idea! There’s blood everywhere! Dad, Nancy, it’s so bad. There’s blood everywhere. Those bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why’d you let us do that? It’s so bad!

You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.

I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.

That’s so funny; the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.

Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story… And possibly the evening.

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Hey, Brennan. Mom, I'm watching the thing with the lady. I'm leaving. Okay? I'll be home around 11. - Bye, Mom. - Bye, Brennan. Let's slowly get those hips up. Good. Now, hold it right here. Great. Dale. Dale, I'm leaving for the conference. - You leave me money for pizza, Dad? - Yeah, there's $20 on the hall table. Do not order pay-per-view, buddy. - But what if I want wings? - You don't need wings. That's not enough, Dad! The RTI cochlear implant... ...is the state-of-the-art implantable hearing device... ...due to its input processing of sound via the speech processor. But the most exciting new development... ...is the external processor... ...which fits directly over the ear... ...which eliminates the need to put your face between those breasts. I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm so lost. And this never happens to me. My name is Robert, and I play racquetball. I collect coins. Sweet Jesus! I love Korean food. I am Nancy Huff. I know how to make tandoori chicken... ...I contribute to NPR every single year... ...and I love the movies of Rob Reiner. Pilates changed my life. I have a boat, and I wanna retire and sail around the world. - I love the sea! - And I drive a Mercedes... ...and I have a 40-year-old son, Dale, who still lives at home. - What did you just say? - I knew I shouldn't have told you that. I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan... ...who still lives at home with me. I would like to thank all of you... ...for being here with us on this fantastic, wonderful day. And I would like to raise my glass. Dale and I wanna welcome you to our home with open arms. - Get a room, Dad. - Oh, for chri... Dale! Well, as you all know, my youngest son, Derek, couldn't be here... ...because of an important fishing trip. But my other son, Brennan, was going to be moving into his own place... ...but he was recently let go from his job at PetSmart... ...so he is gonna be living with us. I wasn't fired from my job, I was laid off! But you wouldn't know the difference. I didn't want salmon! I said it four times. This wedding is horseshit. Somebody's awfully quiet back there. I'm not gonna call him Dad. Brennan, you're 39 years old. I would not expect you to call him Dad. Well, I'm not going to, ever. Even if there's a fire. Robert better not get in my face... ...because I'll drop that motherf***er. Jesus, Brennan. I'm just saying, I think you gotta think about your options. I know that you are technically married now... ...but that does not mean that they have to live here. Dale, I think it's time for a change for both of us. Dad, we're men, okay? That means a few things. We like to sh*t with the door open. We talk about p*ssy. We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked. We literally have never done any of those things. Where did he go to medical school? He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins. - Is that good enough for you? - No, it's not. Well, Brennan, those are very prestigious schools. I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering... ...and they were blazing that sh*t up every day. All right, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower... ...and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair... ...going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: "Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf." - And she grabs me by the wiener. - Shut the f*** up! - Come on, Brennan. - I'm fine here. - There you are. - Hi. Oh, you look so cute in your moving clothes. - How was it? - It was easy. The movers did everything. Where's Brennan? He's still in the car. It was kind of a rough drive. Hey, Robert, what's all the commotion? - Hey, Don. - Is that your wife, Nancy? - Right here, Don. - Can I come over this afternoon... ...and touch your face? - Sure. Thanks. Good luck, guys. We'll see you, Don. Let's go, Cinnamon. Heel, Cinnamon. Heel! Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Hi, Dale. Hey, Nancy. Could you make me a grilled-cheese sandwich? - Sure. - No. Dale just ate. He's testing you to see how much he can get away with. - I see. - I'm hungry. Look in your right hand. - I sure don't mind a bit. I really don't. - No, no. No, no. He's fine. Hey. Hey. I'm Brennan. I'm Dale. But you have to call me Dragon. You have to call me Nighthawk. Brennan. Please don't do that. Now, that's enough ketchup. Come on. Dale. - I like it. - That's enough. Dale, I don't know if you... You might wanna try this. I make a sauce, we call it "fancy sauce"... For me. - that Brennan really likes with his chicken nuggets. It's my fancy sauce. Well, when Brennan finishes, I'll give you some of this, and it's... It's ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, so... It's so good. - I want some fancy sauce. - Yeah. - I'm not done using it. - Looks good. - Can I have fancy sauce? - Of course. Of course. - I'm using it right now. - Okay. - So let's just let him try some. - You wanna try it, Dale? Yeah, I really would like some. Just one last spoonful. Hey, I think you've got enough there, Brennan. - So here you go. - Thanks. It's ketchup and mayonnaise. - I don't like it. It smells weird. - Okay. - I'll try some. - You want some? - Sure. Absolutely. - Okay. You don't mind, do you, Brennan? No. Okay. - Brennan... - I'm not comfortable... It's okay. It's probably not good on fish anyway. My dad's king of the castle, so if he wants fancy sauce, he should... - No, it's all right, Dale. - He can make his own batch. So you know what? Today, when you were driving around, Dale was telling me that he's really... ...into kung fu, and I was telling him that you're really into kung fu as well. I have a green belt. Read it and weep. I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands. That's not true, Dale. Don't be ridiculous. So, Dale, what have you been working on recently? Well... ...I manage a baseball team. - Little League? - Fantasy league. Take a picture. It'll last longer. Why don't you stop being so confrontational, Dale? I'm not the one staring at me. So, Brennan, how about you? I know you used to work at PetSmart. - That's right, Mr. Doback. - Call me Robert. - That's right, Robin. - Robert. Robin. Actually, Brennan is a really talented person. He's a very gifted singer. - I'm really, really good. - How good? I've been called the songbird of my generation... ...by people who've heard me. That good. The only trick is is that Brennan's very... ...particular about who he sings in front of, so... I'm his mom, for example, I've only heard him sing twice. 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John William "Will" Ferrell is an American actor, comedian, producer, and writer. He first established himself in the mid-1990s as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and has subsequently starred in comedy films such as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010) and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013), all but one of which he co-wrote with his comedy partner Adam McKay. The two also founded the comedy website Funny or Die in 2007. Other films roles include Elf, Old School (both 2003), Blades of Glory (2007), and the animated films Megamind (2010) and The Lego Movie (2014).  more…

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1. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” 2. “I’m not gonna call him Dad. Even if there’s a fire!” 3. “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.” 4. “I’m Dale Doback and I’m gonna bury you in the ground.” 5. “I’m not a doctor, but I think you might have some ‘Tommy Bahama’ in your blood.” 6. “We’re men, okay? That means a few things: we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.” 7. “This house is a prison! On planet bullshit!” 8. “I’m Dale Doback, and I’m a pacifist.” 9. “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!” 10. “We could be brothers. We could have little baby birds. Little baby sweathogs.” 11. “You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face!” 12. “I’m warning you, if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!” 13. “I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.” 14. “I don’t know if you heard me counting, but I did over a thousand.” 15. “This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.” 16. “I’m just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?” 17. “I’m just saying, if I died, you could definitely date my wife.” 18. “I’ve been called the songbird of my generation by people who’ve heard me.” 19. “I wanna roll you up in a little ball and shove you up my vagina.” 20. “I was living the dream until I woke up.” 21. “Why are you so sweaty? I was watching Cops.” 22. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me ‘Dragon’ for legal reasons.” 23. “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” 24. “Did we just become best friends? Yup!” 25. “You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” 26. “I’m burying you in the backyard when we get home, I’m serious.” 27. “I’m not gonna call him Dad, ever, even if there’s a fire!” 28. “I’m a grown man. I’m not gonna call him ‘dad.'” 29. “I am warning you right now, if you touch my drumset, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!” 30. “The only reason you’re living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we’ll put up with the retard in the meantime.” In conclusion, ‘Step Brothers’ has undoubtedly earned its place in the pantheon of comedy films with its unforgettable quotes. The witty and absurd lines delivered by Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly have become iconic, making the movie a favorite among fans. From the hilarious exchanges about bunk beds to the unforgettable ‘Did we just become best friends?’ moment, these quotes have found their way into our everyday conversations. Whether you’re looking for a good laugh or need a pick-me-up, the Step Brothers quotes will always deliver. So next time you find yourself in need of a comedic escape, just remember the words of Brennan and Dale, and let the laughter commence!

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Step Brothers,” the hilarious comedy film directed by Adam McKay, has brought us a plethora of memorable quotes that continue to make us laugh long after the movie ended. Filled with outrageous humor and fantastic performances by Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, this film has become a cult classic. Join us as we dive into some of the most quotable and side-splitting lines from “Step Brothers. 1. “Did we just become best friends?” – Brennan 2. “So many activities!” – Dale 3. “I’m not gonna call him dad. Even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan 4. “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!” – Derek 5. “Prestige worldwide. Wide. Wide. Wide.” – Brennan and Dale 6. “I’m burying you!” – Brennan 7. “You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” – Dale 8. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” – Dale 9. “It’s a swarm of killer bees! Save yourself! Save yourself!” – Brennan 10. “I’m just saying, I’ve never seen my dad and Osama bin Laden in the same room together.” – Brennan 11. “I’m sailing! I’m a sailor! I sail!” – Brennan 12. “I’m not gonna call him ‘Dad.’ Ever. Even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan 13. “You can call me Nighthawk.” – Dale 14. “I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.” – Brennan 15. “I’ll take that extra drumstick.” – Dale 16. “I’m warning you, right now, if you touch my drumset, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!” – Brennan 17. “I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?” – Brennan 18. “I’m not gonna swear anymore. Now, if I can just stop eating hair.” – Dale 19. “This house is a fucking prison!” – Brennan 20. “I’m here to fuck shit up!” – Brennan 21. “I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am.” – Brennan 22. “I’m a human being, goddammit! My life has value!” – Brennan 23. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you!” – Brennan 24. “I was frozen today!” – Dale 25. “Dad, we’re men. That means a few things: we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do.” – Brennan 26. “I’m not gonna bury him in the pet cemetery, even though that’s where he belongs!” – Brennan 27. “I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning!” – Dale 28. “You have a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they make Sinatra look like a hobo.” – Brennan 29. “I was never technically alive.” – Brennan 30. “You don’t even look good when you’re sleeping!” – Dale “Step Brothers” remains a comedic gem, thanks in large part to its unforgettable quotes. From the endlessly quotable exchanges between Brennan and Dale to the outrageous one-liners delivered by the supporting cast, this movie has solidified its place in the hearts of comedy enthusiasts. With its unique blend of wit and absurdity, “Step Brothers” continues to remind us that laughter is the perfect remedy for any situation. So, next time you need a good chuckle, just remember the hilarious lines that this film has gifted us.

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Step Brothers is a comedy film that has become a cult classic, thanks in large part to its hilarious and memorable quotes. From absurdly funny one-liners to outrageous exchanges, this movie has provided us with some of the best comedic moments in recent years. Join us as we delve into the world of Step Brothers and revisit some of the most quotable lines that continue to make us laugh out loud. 1. “Did we just become best friends?” – Brennan Huff 2. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” – Dale Doback 3. “I’m not a doctor, but I am an M.D. I am a music doctor.” – Brennan Huff 4. “I’m so scared right now. I’m just gonna to do what’s sensible, I’m gonna file for unemployment.” – Dale Doback 5. “I’m burying you!” – Brennan Huff 6. “Why are you so sweaty?” – Dale Doback 7. “I’m not gonna call him Dad. Even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan Huff 8. “This house is a prison! On planet bullshit!” – Brennan Huff 9. “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.” – Dale Doback 10. “I’m just saying, I think I would know if there were Nazis hiding in our house.” – Brennan Huff 11. “I’m Dale Doback and I’m just saying if you touch my drumset, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!” – Dale Doback 12. “I’m warning you, right now, if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!” – Dale Doback 13. “I’m not a not-licker.” – Brennan Huff 14. “I teabagged your drum set!” – Brennan Huff 15. “So many activities!” – Brennan Huff 16. “I’m a human person and I have a right to be loved, just like everybody else does.” – Brennan Huff 17. “I’m Dale Doback, and I’m singing a song. I’m singing a song for my brother, ’cause that’s what you do for people you love.” – Dale Doback 18. “I’m Catalina Wine Mixer.” – Brennan Huff 19. “I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you!” – Dale Doback 20. “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” – Brennan Huff 21. “We’re here to fuck shit up!” – Brennan Huff 22. “Hey, Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.” – Dale Doback 23. “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!” – Brennan Huff 24. “You have to call me Nighthawk.” – Brennan Huff 25. “I can’t be held responsible for what my body does. She’s smoking hot!” – Dale Doback 26. “I didn’t touch your drum set, but even if I did, why would you care? I’m not a child, Brennan.” – Dale Doback 27. “You’re gonna love this neighborhood. Every single house here recycles.” – Brennan Huff 28. “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” – Brennan Huff 29. “You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” – Dale Doback 30. “I am warning you, if you don’t let me poop in peace, I will jump out of this window.” – Brennan Huff Also check – Miscarriage Quotes / Reality Quotes Tagalog Step Brothers is a treasure trove of comedic brilliance, and its quotes have become a part of pop culture lexicon. Whether it’s Brennan and Dale’s absurd conversations or their bizarre insults, these lines have the power to instantly bring a smile to our faces. The enduring popularity of Step Brothers lies not just in its outrageous humor, but also in its unforgettable quotes that continue to make us laugh even years after its release. So next time you need a good laugh, just remember the hilarious wisdom of Brennan and Dale, and let the quotes of Step Brothers brighten your day.

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16) Even the biggest of boulders, cannot knock down two brothers standing shoulder to shoulder. I love you.

17) Thank you for seeing what mom and dad couldn't, and standing up for me everyone else wouldn't. I love you bro.

18) When we fight, we may fight like the worst of enemies. But when we come together, we become a powerful force like no other. Love you bro.

19) Throughout my childhood you've seen me making mistakes and being at my lowest… while I've seen you helping me back up on my feet at the earliest. Thanks for everything bro.

20) To appreciate the beauty of black, you need to see white and to appreciate the beauty of white, you need to see black first… that is exactly what we are – totally opposite but totally incomplete without each other. Love you bro.

21) From kind to caring and from naughty to bully… there are many types of brothers – but the sweetest one is YOU.

22) Memories of fights and arguments become the sweetest when you've had them with your brother.

23) No matter how hard I try to twist you by being an annoying sister, you always come back to your original shape as a loving brother. I love you.

24) Do you know what brother, friend, hero and idol have in common? They are all names that I have for you. I love you bro.

25) Best friends can read each others' minds. But only brothers can feel each others' hearts. I love you.

26) Do you know what my iPhone, iPad, laptop, desktop, Facebook, Twitter and blog have in common? They all have a picture of me and you as the background. I love you bro.

27) Everybody has a best friend, but few lucky ones like me have best friends who also double up as their brothers.

28) I like to give you relationship advice, I like to tell you what to wear. I like to tease you about your crushes, I like to annoy you with my loud girly music… but that is what sisters are all about. Love you bro.

29) Even when a sister says nothing, a brother understands everything. Love you bro.

30) All my friends are jealous of my free spirited personality but deep down inside I know that it is all because of the fact that I have a protective brother like you. I love you bro.

31) A brother… sees you at your best, sees you at your worst. Sees you come last, sees you come first. Sees your lows, sees your highs. But through all of this, he always stands by.

32) All the men in my life have either broken my heart or made me cry… except my brother. Love ya.

33) My friends stand up for me whenever I need them… but you've kept standing up for me all the time. Thanks bro.

34) Regardless of how many times I changed the Wi-Fi password at home, I want you to know that the Wi-Fi of my heart will always be open for the love of a brother like you.

35) A little brother is the best teddy bear that a girl can ever have. I love you.

36) Since I was born before you, I'll always have the bragging rights to say that you will forever remain my Little Brother.

37) The clocks tick along, seasons keep changing, calendars flip over and the planets go round and round – but your position in my life is constant and forever. Love you bro.

38) A Facebook PAGE – for a brother who's helped me through TEENAGE. A cute TWEET – for a brother who's just so SWEET. A pin on PINTEREST – for a brother who inspired to follow my INTERESTS. A post on Google PLUS – for a brother who's supported me through life' FUSS. Thanks for everything bro.

39) I know many troublemakers, but my favorite one is my little brother.

40) It takes the perfect mix of sweetness and tanginess to create a good recipe. My childhood has been one such concoction made up of a protective brother like you and a naughty sister like me.

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Step Brothers is a 2008 comedy film directed by Adam McKay, produced by Judd Apatow and starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.

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Step Brothers Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay and/or the Will Ferrell movie. We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky. But some riverboat casinos will pay out even higher - as much as 98 percent - says Lorenzo Craighton, administrator of riverboat gambling for Iowa. A state gaming agent will be aboard each boat.

• (Banging Dale's snare drum with his scrotum) John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real!
• (Playing with Dale's drumset, as he yells in one of the drums) FUCK YOU, DALE! FUCK YOU!!
• (Sleep-talking) I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
• (At Derek's birthday gathering, during his and Dale's presentation of Prestige Worldwide) Last week, we put Liquid Paper on a bee... And it died.
• (Wearing a Nazi outfit, to some home buyers) Hey, fuckers! Welcome to the neighborhood! My name is Craig. If you guys need any fertilizer, I've got a lot of it; Close to 80 tons. (to Derek, after the home buyers leave) Hey, Derek! Sprechen Sie Dick?
• (In regards to Robert and Nancy, who are retiring, selling their residence and having him and Dale live on their own as adults) Hold on; We're not going on the boat... Derek's selling the house... We have to go therapy? (Robert nods in response) WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
• (After singing for Dale, upon his request) I felt like I was hovering over my own body, watching myself sing.
• (On Christmas Day, regarding his Chewbacca mask) It's okay that mine's not movie quality.

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(After they both discussed things in common)

(After their parents had divorced and now live somewhere else, Dale and Brennan are now the only ones in the house, as they are continuing to whisper in bed)

(Dale screams while he runs toward the room where Brennan is playing his drum set; with Brennan distracted, Dale thereupon grabs a cymbal and bashes Brennan in the head with it)

(Dale finds out that Brennan's brother Derek is conceited and disrespectful)

( Dale and Brennan, after Dale punched Derek )

(Dale farts for about 10 seconds, shocking the Sporting goods manager)

(Robert is furious at Dale and Brennan for destroying his boat as they all come back home from Derek's birthday party.)

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(Brennan is staring at Dale while he eats)

(While playing Brennan & Dale's music video 'Boats 'N Hoes')

(At the Catalina Wine Mixer)

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(As Dale and Brennan are whispering to each other in bed)

(Dale and Brennan have returned to the school playground, this time by helicopter, where they have come for their revenge on the children that once tortured them)

(In the 'Extended Version'; after Dale and Brennan had defeated the schoolchildren and Gardocki, who tries to run away, but is held back by Dale and Brennan)

Cast [ edit ]

• Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff
• John C. Reilly as Dale Doback
• Richard Jenkins as Robert Doback
• Mary Steenburgen as Nancy Huff-Doback

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• I'm just saying, I think you've got to think about your options
• I know you're technically married now but that does not mean that they have
• to live here.
• >>Dale, I think it's time for a change for both of us.
• >>Dad, we're men. Ok. That means a few things
• We like to shit with the door open, talk about pussy,
• go on river boat gambling trips, make our own beef jerky.
• That's what we do and now that is all wrecked.
• >>We literally have never done any of those things.
• >>Where did he go to medical school?
• >>He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins. Is that good enough for you?
• >>No it's not.
• >>Well Brennan those are very prestigious schools.
• >>I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins
• >>You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins
• >>It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloane Kettering and they were
• blazing that shit up everyday.
• >>Alright, here's a scenario for you Dad
• suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower
• and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good.
• I have a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball 'fro
• If she takes one look at me and goes, 'Oh my God, I've had the old bull
• now I want the young calf,' and she grabs me by the winer--
• >>Shut the ***k up.
• >>Come on Brennan
• >>I'm fine here.
• >>There you are [laughs] >>Hi.
• >>Oh, you look so cute in your moving clothes
• How was it? >>It was easy. The movers did everything.
• >>Where's Brennan?
• >>Um, he's still in the car. It was kind of a rough drive.
• >>Hey Robert, what's all the commotion?
• >>Hey Don >>Is that your wife Nancy?
• >>Right here Don.
• >>Can I come over this afternoon and touch your face?
• >>Sure... >>Thanks.
• >>See you Don.
• [barking] >> Let's go Cinnamon. Heel, Cinnamon. Cinnamon.
• >>Hi Dale >>Hey Nancy
• Will you make me a grilled cheese sandwich?
• >>Sure. >>No. Dale just ate. He's testing you
• to see how much he can get away with.
• >>I see. >>I'm hungry.
• >>Look in your right hand. >>I sure don't mind a bit.
• >>Oh no.
• [funky music plays]
• And all the kids, all the kids don't wanna make a scene...
• >>Hey >>Hey
• >>I'm Brennan >>I'm Dale
• You have to call me Dragon >>You have to call me nighthawk

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Treat yourself to an unforgettable experience cruising the Volga river from Moscow to Astrakhan. The tour includes 2 nights in Moscow.

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A Volga river cruise is more than a geographical voyage; it’s also a journey through Russia’s rich and captivating history. No other experience takes you so completely to another place and time. The Volga is Europe’s longest and largest river; it meanders through the stories of Ivan the Terrible and his rise to power, the two historic ‘Greats’ Peter and Catherine, and then on into today. It’s a unique opportunity to see modern Russia in the context of its intriguing history, ably assisted by friendly and professional academics and tour guides. A Volga Dream Russian river tour promises to leave you with an unforgettable afterglow of fond memories.

Moscow to St. Petersburg River Cruise

Moscow and St. Petersburg are Russia’s best-known cities, but the towns of Russia’s historic Golden Ring are delightful too. The luxurious Volga Dream offers a unique opportunity to visit these Russian gems by sailing gently along the Volga River on an unforgettable cruising experience. In small, exclusive groups you’ll enjoy preferential access to some of Russia’s most significant cultural sites.

Moscow to Astrakhan River Cruise

Your River Cruise on the luxurious MS Volga Dream takes you from Moscow along Russia’s grand Volga River to the legend that is Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) and Astrakhan on the Caspian Sea. Along the way, you’ll discover the treasures of Yaroslavl, the oldest city on the Volga, medieval Nizhniy Novgorod and beautiful Kazan, the ancient Tatar capital. We plan our tour carefully to combine the very best of Moscow with a world-class Volga River cruise.

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We love hearing from guests about their time in Russia and one comment often hear is how surprised people are by the Russian capital. We can’t say for certain what people expected but we do know that it’s always far removed from what they imagined! It’s been called a modern metropolis, a cosmopolitan city, an historic gem, an architectural treasure and a cultural powerhouse, among other descriptions. Majestic Moscow has always surprised our guests and left them with lasting and fond memories.

Russia’s famous Golden Ring is an archipelago of historic towns surrounding Moscow. Uglich is one of the oldest and was founded under Igor, the last Varangian prince. It once resisted the Mongol invasion and its ancient walls saw the grisly murder of young Dmitri, son of Ivan the Terrible. The impressive Church of St. Dmitri on the Blood, with its classic onion domes and blood red walls, is a fine example of classic Russian architecture. The tour ends with an enchanting choral concert.

This, the oldest city on the Volga River, and now a UNESCO World Heritage site, boasts a wealth of ancient orthodox treasures. The impressive Transfiguration of the Savior, adorned with murals depicting St. John’s apocalyptic visions can be seen in the Spassky Monastery. The Church of St. Elijah the Prophet is decorated with an awe-inspiring selection of rich frescoes. For a real taste of pre-revolutionary Russia, visitors are entertained by a costumed reception at the Governor’s House.

Close to the shores of White Lake once were the ‘tsar’s fishing grounds’. It lies in a place so serene that ancient monks chose to build no fewer than three holy sites here, including the Ferapontov Monastery. Listed as a UNESCO World Heritage site, its chapels boast magnificent frescoes by Dionysius, one of Russia’s most renowned icon painters. The Kirillo-Belozersky Monastery was a refuge for many nobles during tumultuous times and later a fortress that successfully repelled invading armies.

The Karelia region is a vast and naturally beautiful wilderness that spreads all the way from St. Petersburg to the Arctic Circle. The glorious island village of Kizhi consists almost entirely of the traditionally styled wooden buildings of ‘Old Russia’. Among them is the famous Transfiguration Church built in 1714. Remarkably, and in testament to the craftsmen of the time, not a single nail was used in its construction! Kizhi is one of the favorite stops on the river cruise to St. Petersburg.

A typical rural hamlet brought to life by warm and welcoming villagers. Volga Dream guests are invited into local homes to enjoy classic Russian fare, tea with jam and ‘pirozhki’ (pies). Enthusiastic hosts share Russian traditions and the appeal of village life while proudly showing off their scrupulously kept homes and kitchen gardens. The tour continues with a brief bus ride to see a unique World War II memorial and then, for a real glimpse of Russian life, a visit to a local primary school.

Nizhny Novgorod

This was once a wealthy city thanks to its proximity to rich eastern trading routes. During the Soviet era, the city was closed to outsiders because of its military importance. It’s also where many political prisoners were sent to live out their days in exile. The 16th-century Kremlin ramparts offer spectacular views and the city is known for its elaborately decorated churches. For Volga Dream cruise guests, the highlight of the day is an evening folk concert performed by local children.

Sailing along the Volga river, the riverbank gradually ceases to be dominated by Orthodox churches. Instead, beautiful mosques appear as the river crosses into Tatarstan where the first stop is scenic Kazan, the region’s capital. Inside the white walls of the citadel, the famous Kul Sharif mosque and the old Cathedral of Peter and Paul stand side-by-side symbolizing the two faiths’ long and peaceful coexistence in the region. A concert of traditional Tatar music ends the Volga Dream tour in Kazan.

Passing the Zhigulevskie Mountains offers wonderful views from the sundeck before touring the city. One of the key attractions is the fascinating Space Museum, which offers a revealing glimpse of how the Soviet Union pursued its ambitious journey to the cosmos. The town is also noted for its beautiful esplanade, perfect for a relaxed stroll beside the Volga river. This in turn leads to the Samara State Art Museum. Founded in 1897, it is home to a collection of more than 16,000 works of art.

This city is best known for its close associations with cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin. The Russian hero who achieved worldwide fame as the first man in space lived and studied here. Saratov used to be home to a large German community, a heritage that can still be seen in the local architecture. The Volga Dream tour visits the Radishchev State Art Museum, the first picture gallery in Russia outside Moscow and St. Petersburg.

Originally called Tsaritsyn, the city was renamed Stalingrad from 1925 to 1961 in honor of the USSR’s leader. During World War II, the city’s residents put up a heroic defense, repelling an advancing Nazi invasion. The battle for Stalingrad has gone down in history as a pivotal moment in the bloody conflict on the eastern front. The most ferocious and deadly fighting took place on Mamayev Hill, where an imposing memorial now stands close to the excellent Battle of Stalingrad Panorama Museum.

Saint Petersburg

If Moscow surprises, then St Petersburg delights. Peter the Great founded the city to showcase Russia’s newfound enlightenment. He wanted to show the modern world a cultured and advanced society. In short, he built the city to impress and in that he succeeded splendidly! The striking buildings were designed by some of the finest architects Europe had to offer and even now, the ‘Venice of the North’ never fails to enchant with its spectacular buildings and impressive canal network. It is a city of true grandeur.

Cocktails with the Captain

Commanding any ship is a complex role that calls for a long list of skills. Captains know their vessels inside out as well as well as the routes they sail and when things don’t go to plan, they have to make instant decisions. Above all though, the most important part of the job, underpinning everything they do, is to keep the ship and everyone aboard safe. The Captain’s cocktail party is a great and a wonderful opportunity for passengers and crew to get acquainted as the gets underway.

Matryoshka doll painting

There is nothing more typically Russian than a Matryoshka. It embodies the fact that there’s always something deeper to be found in every aspect of Russian life. Learning the traditional designs and techniques used to decorate these iconic dolls offers a pleasant diversion and some cathartic creativity!

Superb Service & Dining

Our restaurant serves the highest standard of international cuisine, freshly made by our Cordon Bleu Chef. Choose either a sumptuous buffet or set menu for lunch while dinner is always four or five courses with full service. High praise for the exquisite quality of meals is yet another constantly recurring feature in feedback from our guests.

Meet the Professor

From the Mongol hordes to Soviet times, Russia’s history is, like all of Europe’s, a complex web of political intrigue, war and peace, trade and treaties, as well as heroes and villains. Academics devote whole lifetimes to studying Russia’s long past and one of them presents a series of lectures shedding light on everything from Gorbachev to Chekhov, Khrushchev to Ivan the Terrible and of course, contemporary Russia. Our Professor is on board throughout the river cruise for informal conversation.

Beginner’s Russian

The Russian language can be rather beautiful and poetic and we know that many seasoned travelers enjoy trying their hand at different languages. Our onboard teachers provide an introduction to the riches of Russian, so guests can try out a few useful words and phrases on real Russians during the exciting river tours from Moscow to St. Petersburg or from Moscow to Volgograd!

Russian tea tasting

The drink we tend to associate with Russia is vodka, but tea, in fact, is the much more universal beverage of choice throughout the country. Guests will get acquainted with the Russian tea etiquette, a fundamental component of the country's social culture, and enjoy the traditional tea ceremony while cruising from St. Petersburg to Moscow or taking a Grand Volga river tour.

Russian Dinner & Vodka Tasting

All our dining is international but for Russian Dining night, the Chef includes a selection of traditional Russian dishes: Chicken Kiev, Kulebyaka and no Russian table is complete without Borsch. To add to the ‘Taste of Russia’ optional Russian dress, or at least a touch of Russian style, is provided along with enthusiastic help from our staff!

Russian Cooking Class

A plate of pelmeni might not look like much to the untrained eye, but it forms the heart of Russian cuisine and culture. Basically, it's a type of dumpling: small portions of meat and onion wrapped in a thin sheet of unleavened dough and boiled, a little like ravioli. Guests can join a Russian cooking class onboard the MS Volga Dream to learn how to cook this delicious Russian dish.

Tchaikovsky and Rachmaninov Piano Recital

Some of the greatest classical music ever written comes from Russia. It’s hard to imagine a more fitting stage for a virtuoso solo recital by our resident concert pianist than the mighty Volga or a better backdrop than the heart of Tchaikovsky and Rachmaninov’s own serene homeland.

Russian River Cruise Aboard Volga Dream

Moscow to St. Petersburg

Why Volga Dream

Family Owned & Operated

MS Volga Dream is Russia’s only family-owned river cruise ship. She can accommodate up to 100 guests, far fewer than most other cruise ships on the river making for a uniquely friendly and intimate atmosphere aboard.

Five-Star Central Hotels

We at Volga Dream are completely convinced that, our guests should stay in great 5-star hotels in Moscow and St. Petersburg within comfortable walking distance of all the major attractions, theaters and restaurants, rather than having to waste time in traffic.

Luxurious Accommodation

The MS Volga Dream is the most intimate and elegant 5-star cruise vessel in Russia. She boasts 56 cabins, all river facing, ranging from comfortable Standard Cabins to spacious Junior Suites and the luxurious forward facing Owner's Suite.

Russian Cultural Experience

Explore Russia's past with the help of professional tour guides. Our on-board program includes fascinating talks on Russian history and politics, Russian language lessons, a festival of Russian cuisine (including vodka tasting!), and much more.

Gourmet Dining

Our on board restaurant serves international cuisine to the highest standard, all freshly made by our Cordon Bleu Chef. For Russian Dining night, he prepares a selection of traditional Russian dishes: Chicken Kiev, Kulebyaka and Borsch.

Tailored Service

All our service crew members are native Russians who are fluent in English and handpicked by the Owner. Proudly, the Volga Dream is famous for her hard working and very hospitable personnel who take care of every aspect of your life aboard.

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Escape the hassle and bustle and add a satisfyingly informative element to your trip and bring together a colorful mosaic of people, history, traditions,  religion, music and art. These are the many strands that time has woven into what is known today as Russia.

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